mashup-central:

So just for laughs, I thought I’d use this voice-mail on my phone, for whenever my friends wanted to contact me they’d hear this random voice-mail when I wasn’t available. That idea suddenly went bad when I realized that the person who has arranged a job interview also rang me once before, meaning they’ve heard this.

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frankensokka:

If you could shapeshift don’t even deny that you would shapeshift into a subtly hotter version of yourself over time

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thequeenvevo:

hey you smell like trash, can I take you out?

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"The people who are meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, no matter how far they wander."

ammit420:

whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this

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